“I don’t belong in this world,” the 88-year-old woman lamented, frustrated with modern technology. I empathized with the sentiment, although for different reasons. No truer words have been spoken regarding the Christian. Peter pointed out in the opening of his first letter that we are aliens in a land not our own. Indeed, we are strangers here. Because aren't we all Eden exiles? In this vast, Christian diaspora, the scattered of God roam the globe until our final unification.